Thursday 23 June 2011

How to Act Silly with Your Boyfriend

Going nuts with your boyfriend is so fun. Here's an interesting guide that might help you to show affection in nutty and immature ways.

Steps

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    Take silly pictures together, making odd faces.

  2. When you're snuggling on the couch together, start playing with his hands. Examine his nails obsessively or kiss his fingers. Nibble on his fingertips.
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    Sink your teeth (gently!) into his shoulder and act like a crazed Chihuahua wrestling a large chew toy. Make growling sounds.
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    Talk to him like he's your "darling wittle sweetheart", and cover his face with smoochy kisses, especially on his cheeks. Use excessive baby talk (enough that it's clear you're kidding)
  5. 5
    Nibble on his eyebrows, using moist lips only. Some guys find this extremely ticklish, and will squirm.
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    Find new ticklish spots.
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    If you guys are on the floor, grab his leg(s) and attempt to drag him somewhere.
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    Braid his hair, or try grooming it like a monkey.
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    Feed him snacks by hand, or make him play catch.
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    Play with his feet, massage them, tickle them, play 'this little piggy'.
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    Act out a scene from a movie you both like.
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    Play with his leg hair if it's really long, and pretend to pull it out.
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    If he's watching you apply your makeup, offer to draw little designs on his face with your eyeliner. Try to convince him to let you give him a makeover.
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    Call him by a silly nickname. (Pudding pop, Smoochy pear, Mr. Biggles, etc)
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    Wrestle him to the ground (be playful, not rough). Play fight with him.
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    Talk in a French accent.
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    Talk in any accent you want.
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    Tickle the back of his neck very lightly
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    Nibble on his ears.
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    React to a completely mundane statement with exaggerated awe.
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    When he's about to kiss you, close your lips firmly, scrunch up your eyes and shake your head. Make it clear you're playing, though, so he doesn't think he's coming on too strong. Only do this if you kiss often and are comfortable with each other. Also, only do this if you want him to kiss you!
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    Stare at him, just stare. Then when he finally says: "What?" stare more, inch closer, and whisper something completely unrelated and random, then give him a kiss.
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    Play hide and seek! Reward him with a kiss when he finds you.
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    Go to the park and play on the swings and the play structure. Push eachother on the swings, go down the slide, swing on the monkey bars.
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    When snuggling, if he does something you like (petting your hair, stroking your cheek or something) purr and pretend to be a cat.
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    cook together and attack each other with flour or other food

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